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Get Real...Make Your Own Homemade Hamburger Press: If you are really concerned about uniformity and making your patties look great, phenomenal, maybe like Martha's, simply take the old lid off of a gallon-size jar of mayo. Maybe buy a gallon of mayo. Geez, how hard can all of this be? Have you got out of bed yet?
For The Dumbies: Put a little non-stick or olive oil in the lid, and loosely pack it with ground meat. Level it off and plop the patty onto some 6 x 6 parchment paper, a plate, or wax paper.
The gallon-size lids are the perfect size. Once again, don't squish anything. You might even want to work with ground meat that is real, real cold, or half frozen. It will be easier to work with. Beats most hamburger presses to pieces.
Don't buy crappy hamburger unless you are into eating crappy hamburger. Get serious, make your own hamburger, mon. It's easier and a lot more healthful than you think.
Enjoy! Like my favorite chef and friend, George Hirsch would say, “Know your fire!”
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