Friday, August 27, 2010

BBQ Soup Recipes

If you had the gall to simply say, “Let’s go ahead and cook up a soup on the BBQ grill”, old Billy Bob (the “Q” Dude) would probably go ballistic.

But, hey, actually even old Billy Bob might come around and chow down on a really cool soup that is entirely done on the barbie. In fact, you can bet he would because everything is cooked and grilled outdoors. No, it ain’t goin’ be slow-cooked BBQ pulled pork to him, but it’s going to be super delicious and it’s going to be something that your family and friends....and good old Billy Bob are just going to love! Plus, it's very economical to make.

Personally, whether it is a soup or a casserole I like to cook things in stages, meaning:  For example, you will want to make sure a onion and some garlic are caramelized first and then start adding other ingredients along the way as they are grilled separately. You are going to get very distinctive tastes and colorful looks in your soup because you bothered to take the time to do this.

So, like Clint E. the Movie Director would say, “Action!” Ok, he wouldn’t say that, he would say, “Let’s get started now!” Actually, if Clint said “Action” Rachael would have had this soup recipe all cooked before he got the “ion” out.

Let’s get started now:

1) On a gas grill: Turn one burner to medium high. On a charcoal grill probably a two zone medium fire.

2) In a medium to large stock pot add lots of  EVOO and cook one whole chopped onion and 3 to 4 finely chopped gloves of garlic until just about golden brown. You want to have enough oil in the pot that the onion and garlic seem to float. Remove from fire.

3) Rub three whole stalks of celery, three whole peeled carrots, one Anaheim pepper, one skinny yellow squash or zucchini with EVOO and grill them on medium high. Don’t go berserk, just get the veggies to the point that you have nice grill marks, remove them from the fire and cut em’up. Dummies can look at the picture above to see how veggies look when they are cut up! Grill a nice Kielbasa sausage and cut that Dude all up, too.


For The Brain Dead: This is what a Kielbasa Sausage looks like....veggies don't really look like this!

4) Add all of Number 3 (For the Rednecks: that’s a number that comes before four (4) ) ….add them to the pot and return the pot back to the fire.

5) Everybody likes to sauté veggies until they look like mush. Don't do this! Think crisp! Don’t cook all the nutrients out of them. So, cool it! You want “Crunch and Munch”!

6) Start adding 32 to 64 ounces of chicken broth to the pot. If you want more of a “Stoup” stick with the 32 ounces to start with. I tend to make my own or buy the best that I can buy (Chef Paul Prudhomme makes  broth to perfection). Hey, I also added 16 ounces of a nice beef broth to the pot. It adds a real different dimension to the soup.

7) In a separate pot cook Buitoni Tortelloni, or something that looks like it, per directions, and add to the pot.



8) You’re done, Dude! No need to simmer until all the cool nutrients are cooked out and have gone away.

I'll make no bones: I have two chefs that I think are way above all others…Chef Paul and Chef George Hirsch. I don’t know Chef Paul personally, but I do Chef Hirsch. Both are down-to-earth and super nice folks. You can tell! And, they were cookin', grillin' fantastic chow before most of the FN stars were born.

My very favorite is Chef Hirsch! He might, he just might communicate directly with you (if you are nice) and he'll give you more ideas about living, traveling, cooking, grilling than Carter has pills...


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Thursday, August 19, 2010

BBQ Chicken Recipes | Dum Dee Dum Dum

What were you girls expecting in my very own kitchen photo...a closeup shot of Paul Newman? Get real! Get a grip!

Ok! Here are two simple BBQ chicken recipes that are so easy that even you might...well, maybe, be able to do yourself without having to call Martha, Rachael, Ina, Chef Paul or Chef George (not Clooney) to bail you out :

1) Get a whole chicken, or two (one chicken ain’t enough...but just do one if you want)

2) Now, it's time to get with it! Hunker down, knuckle down and clean those suckers with some warm water...and pat dry

3) Get Chef Paul Prudhomme’s “Poultry Magic” (see bottom of post) and rub on the chicken, both on the outside and in the cavity (Beside Chef George Hirsch, Paul P is right up there with good chow and good luvin' and livin'!)

4) Get Newman’s Own Lemon Pepper Marinade or Fischer and Wieser’s Roasted Raspberry Chipotle Sauce and use as a marinade. How hard can this be? Maybe get the brain to rally just a tad!

5) Put the chicken(s) in a plastic bag or Tupperware Season-Serve Marinating Container
and pour a generous amount of marinade on the chicken and into that super marvelous cavity

6) Sprinkle on more Paul Prudhomme's Poultry Magic, but skip all the rubbing it in thing this time

7) If you are still awake, place those poor little fragile chicks into the fridge over night…”over night” for rednecks means: “Tat the time y’all out huntin’ possum and dat big gator, dude!”

8) Set the BBQ grill at 325 degrees, let the chicks sit out for 30 minutes while the grill gets up to temperature

9) We goin’ cook on indirect heat…meaning: If you cook it on directly on the grill it will be a real crispy critter on the outside and “real rare” on the inside. For the rednecks: "We dig dat real, real rare possum meat, dude!"

10) On a gas grill, turn on one burner and cook on the other side at 325 with the hood shut. I prefer to cook the chickens in shallow pans...messes that drip thru your grill really suck, dude!

11) On a charcoal grill, a two zone fire set on low heat with the hood shut

12) On a pellet grill don’t sweat it

13) The chickens are going to cook until they reach a internal temperature of 190 degrees…”That real hot in da the swamp, Mon”

14) Cooking time is anywhere from two and a half to three hours

15) After one and a half hours lightly "mist" with a concoction 1 cup of orange juice and a tad bit of apple cider vinegar. Put it in a squirt bottle and mist the chicken lightly. De Rednecks: Put all dat concoction in dat gator's mouth...he squirt it back all misty real soon! 

16) When done, Let those now fabulous, beautiful, gorgeous chicks set out for at least 15 minutes before serving



BBQ Chicken Recipe Using Fischer and Wieser’s Roasted Raspberry Chipotle Sauce 
 

BBQ Chicken Recipe Using Newman's Lemon Pepper Marinade

Nothing here should be a great big out-of-control-thing, dude!  What were you thinking? These are easy BBQ chicken recipes, dude. Relax! Get a grip!

Get all your ducks lined up!  Get all your beavers chewin' on the same tree! Get all the Viking to roll your boat! Maybe this simple: Like just, sip on a nice Oregon-made brew or an excellent glass of Oregon-made wine while you're doin' all those chickens.

Enjoy! Like my favorite chef and friend, George Hirsch would say: “Know your fire!”

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Friday, August 6, 2010

Lodge Cast Iron Cookware

Many years ago I bought a Lodge Enamel-coated cast iron Dutch oven for my wife. It cost a fraction of what the so-called “cool” designer brands of the day sold for at the time. Hey, I wasn’t sure (because of the low price) that it would hold up over the years.  However, it soon became obvious that, not only would it hold up, it would probably exceed many of those so-called "designer brands” in quality and cooking results.

For over 100 years Lodge has been making cast iron cookware and, except for certain lines of Enamel-coated cast iron ware, the majority of their products are made in the USA.  All their products, regardless where they are made, conform to super strenuous standards.  You will still find that a lot of their cookware manufactured generations ago are still in kitchens today.

Lodge isn’t a fancy "in" foreign sounding name, but its has super quality that the so-called designer brands just might learn a few things from.

We have used the Lodge Dutch oven constantly for years and it still looks and performs like brand new. The cooking results are phenomenal!  One of our favorite things to cook in it is a pot roast, with carrots, potatoes, garlic, celery, mushroom soup, Lipton's Onion Soup.

You can put the Dutch Oven in the kitchen oven, or on the side burner (or cook on indirect heat with the lid closed) of your barbecue grill for a couple of hours or longer and you are set. In fact, it's super impressive to be cooking up things on the BBQ grill. 

Another super dish in particular is Chef George Hirsch's "Cuban Stew". You are grilling sausage, peppers, onion, plum tomatoes and chicken on the grill and then combining them after grilled with rice, caramelized garlic, chicken stock, saffron, kidney beans, Tabasco, cumin in the Dutch Oven that's on the side burner. Talk about a conversation piece with family and friends!

Hey, here's a photo of our Dutch oven!





Lodge Cast Iron is family owned and operated.  They produce the most extensive selection of quality cast iron goods around. This includes: Dutch ovens, cast iron skillets, deep fryers, country kettles and also cast iron camp Dutch ovens, griddles, combo cookers and grills.





Lodge Sportsman Hibachi Charcoal Grill

You'll have to get up before breakfast to beat out the Lodge Cast Iron Product line for quality and cooking results. In fact once you finally start cooking breakfast with their cast iron cookware, other folks will have to "get up before breakfast to beat you out"!

Enjoy! Like my favorite chef and friend, George Hirsch would say: “Know your fire!”

I don’t ask that you send me 100K for my BBQ and cooking tips. But, hey, it's cool if you do! It really helps with the bills. If not, please check out my sponsors and ads....it helps keep up the blog and my fragile spirit! Thank you, it’s appreciated! Please see bottom of page for Product Disclosure and Privacy Disclosure. “Semper Fi” To All Marines!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Outset Grilling Accessories


Want to get to the next level with your grilling, barbecue skills? Explain to all of us how you can be the coolest BBQin’ Dude on the planet if you don’t have the right grilling tools, accessories to get your “Q” up-to-snuff? Geez, get  balance in your life....“get a barbecue life”! Take some time to rise above....well, average!

So, how are you goin' get above average? How can you "Take Action" (Thank you,Tony) and do something that may improve your "Q".... maybe even your "IQ"? A start might be getting the right tools and grilling accessories to help you get your “Q” up to the point where....(You asked for it) that somebody might want to eat? 

El Shocko Time: There are some folks out there that can provide you with some of the best accessories and it’s: “Outset®”!

I bet you don’t have a clue…..Are they in the outset printing business?

Clue Time: Outset® is a leader in product design and development in the grilling accessories and they have been around since 2002. Their business revolves around manufacturing quality products. (Enough of all this formal stuff) Take you “mouse” and left click this: Outset Grilling Accessories and find out exactly who they are...or, just remain average!

Bottom Line: Take a few seconds out of your life, to get a life, and check out who some of the quality folks that are in the grilling and barbecue world.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

How Do I Make Pulled Pork | Tis Not Billy Bob Buzzards Recipe

You can make pulled or shredded pork just like the pros. But, it takes patience and maybe four quality beers or glasses of wine, at the minimum, and even, yes, a tad bit of a nap somewhere along the line.

Cooking a pork roast to make pulled pork takes about eight hours. There is no getting around the time factor. 'Tis, not a 30 minute meal.

In a hurry? You are better off to go out and buy it at "Billy Bob Buzzard’s Raunchy Q Pit" at about twelve bucks a pound…..but, that’s when it’s on sale. And, it ain't goin' be even close to your stuff if you do it right!

I have made pulled pork many times, but have written about it only a couple of times. I make it from a pork shoulder roast, (other names: pork butt, Boston Butt) and usually barbecue on my Traeger Grill. It always has turned out great because of the mechanics of the Traeger.

Whether you have a barbecue grill, or not, you can still make super pulled pork. Hey, if you are still reading this post, you are my kind of people and you will be making superb pulled pork in no time!

A butcher can be your best friend in your purchase of a good pork butt. Consult them and tell them what you are going to do with it. They can help you select a good one. A four or five pound one is cool!

A Fact: Excellent pulled pork doesn’t last much past one day ( A lot cooler than Billy Bob's). Since yours is going to be awesome, and with the cooking time involved, think about doing two or more of these suckers at the same time. You can always freeze the leftovers.

First, we have to prepare the pork shoulder. Wash and pat dry the roast. Make a “Rub” like the following: (Thank you Cheryl Jamison, from her superb book “Smoke and Spice”, for allowing me to pass this on).

Wild Willy's Number One-derful Rub Recipe
• 3/4 cup paprika
• 1/4 cup ground black pepper
• 1/4 cup salt
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 2 tablespoons chili powder
• 2 tablespoons garlic powder
• 2 tablespoons onion powder
• 2 teaspoons cayenne

Get off your duff and make this Rub. You can make it for a fraction of the cost that Billy Bob Buzzard is going to charge you for his off-the-wall-smell-real-bad jar of stuff.

Now it’s time to sprinkle on a generous portion of that Wild Willy mixture all over those gorgeous pork shoulders and rub it in. Next, we want to apply yellow mustard all over the pork butt. Yes, dumb old yellow mustard! It has all the ingredients for a super marinade. Believe!

Sprinkle more Willy on, but don’t rub it in this time, “VERSTEHEN”? Place in a marinating container or bag. I prefer a Tupperware Marinating Container (below...Amazon has a good price on them, dude). Put in the fridge overnight.

The next day is going to start out to be super-duper exciting type of day. (Go back to the first paragraph of this post…you are going to have a blast and a very “cool day, dude”!)

Let the pork sit out for at least 45 minutes while you get the BBQ grill, or the oven up to 325 degrees. Place the roast in a shallow dish, on top of a cookie sheet for the oven. Forget the cookie sheet for the grills. Only wimps and sissies use "cookie sheets" on BBQ grills, unless you're baking some homemade cookies!

On a gas grill, you are going to cook the roast on indirect heat….meaning turn on one burner and place the roast on the off burner side. If you don't, you will have a crispy critter that is cooked on the outside, but not on the inside.  On a charcoal grill, use a two-zone fire on low heat. Shut the lid on both types of grills, and keep them shut except to “mist”. Am I gettin' thru? Is the brain starting to rally?

The Misting Thing: Get yourself a squirt bottle, like you would use when doing the ironing for your wife or partner.  Pour in a half cup of apple cider vinegar, and a half cup of orange or apple juice. You’re in business, Dude!

Here’s the schedule: (You better print it out while still awake!)

  • Cook one hour at 325 degrees and lightly mist the top of the pork roast (1 brew)
  • Cook two more hours at 325 degrees and mist the roast again (2 brews)
  • Reduce the heat to 300 degrees, cook for three more hours and mist again (3 brews)
  • Reduce the heat to 250 degrees and cook for 1 to 2 more hours (1 to 2 brews)
For the grills, misting is a matter of opening the cover, lightly misting and closing the cover back up. For the oven, partially pull the pan and tray out...and mist the pork, not the oven, dude.

Misting, marinade and the Rub form a cool crust on the pork shoulder. It will be crusty on the outside and tender and moist in the inside. After you take the pork off, wrap it in foil and let it sit for 15 minutes before serving.

The pulled pork thing comes from sticking a fork through the crust and literally twisting the fork and pulling the pork out of the shell. Some folks separate the crust, fat and pork. How hard can this be?

Whether you make this in the oven or on the grill, it’s going to turn out delicious like. Well, it is isn't it? If you do it this way you’ll have folks lined up for miles waiting to get at your pulled pork.

To keep it from drying out the day after, seal in air tight packets. Try to maintain the moisture best you can. 

If your pulled pork tastes bad.....which if you followed directions shouldn't, you can always pour "Billy Bob Buzzard's Groaty BBQ Sauce" all over your beautiful finished masterpiece? But it will be kinda like pouring ketchup on Kobe beef.

Enjoy! Like my favorite chef, best griller in the world, and friend George Hirsch would say: “Know your fire!”

I don’t ask that you send me 100K for my BBQ and cooking tips. But, hey, it's cool if you do! It really helps with the bills. If not, please check out my cool sponsors and ads....it helps keep up the blog and my fragile spirit! Thank you, it’s appreciated! Please see bottom of page for Product Disclosure and Privacy Disclosure. “Semper Fi” To All Marines!